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Hmm... Valentine's Day... Here's how I imagine my Valentine's - I'll be at the bakery from 10:30 am till closing.. then since my uncle prooooobably isn't gonna have time to take out my aunt or anything, me and her will rent "When Harry Met Sally" and end up crying after several ramekins of our fabulous Creme Brulee. Gotta figure out something special and good for Valentine's... hmm.. Maybe I'll burn a CD of nothing but lovey dovey Aretha Franklin songs. Maybe I'll make several boxes of truffles myself, and send 'em off... maybe I'll send a singing telegram... maybe I'll hire several ex-circus carnies to barricade Danny's dorm, and then throw cream pies at him and after the whole sitch, hand him a plane ticket (if he doesn't want to kill me at that point). Well, I still have about a week and a half. Gotta make it good... hmm. In the meantime, I saw "Darkness Falls" last night... and boy howdy. What a shit-awful horror flick. Even my aunt was leaning in next to me going... wow, this is a movie that was made for teenagers to make out in and not miss too much. AWFUL. According to it, the tooth fairy is this weird masked woman who will kill you in an awful way if you see her. The little boy in the beginning, by the way, his character name is Kyle and he looks a bit like Kyle as in 13 year old Agoura Kyle. And then that young Kyle grew into an exact look-alike of my friend Jonathan... weird how that character looked like two people I know. I gotta go to work today at 3. Ick. Till next time.
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