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I'm just baffled. My feeling right now is that feeling you get when you see a hot chick walking down the street with this crusty, hideous looking guy. You think, "what are they thinking? why?" Yeah, that's me right now. RETARDED. Yes. Described in just one word for your pleasure and simple understanding. Ugh... why why why. Ah well. Not my concern anymore. Tonight I was having a discussion at the bar with a couple friends - what celebrities we would sleep with. I decided Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Edward Norton. Someone else said the Olsen twins. Casey agreed with me about Johnny Depp - and we then thus decided that Johnny Depp has mass appeal, and that whoever doesn't think he's totally sexy has zero taste. Simple observation -- sky is blue, Johnny Depp is extremely hot and sexy. ANYone can make that call. Then a comment was made about me and Angelina having sex - and how Casey wouldn't like it because he'd get confused, debating "wait, which one is alena again?".. and I chuckled.. because he thinks I really look like her. Which is quite a compliment to me.. seeing as she is THE sexiest creature alive in this galaxy. Man oh man. She's on the back of this months "Rolling Stone" kiddies - I know I did my share and cut out the picture. *sighs dreamily* Okay, maybe I didn't. But I'm tempted...
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